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The Enes Kanter Situation in Chat

Now chatting with NCAA customer service…
UK: what up?
NCAA: not much just makin decisions. u?
UK: not much. hey, we have this guy that wants to play for us.
NCAA: oh yeah? wats his name?
UK: enes kanter.
NCAA: lol! that srsly his name?
UK: lol yah.
NCAA: lol
UK: neway, he played for a pro team in turkey but since the new rule is in effect for foreign players we figure it should be no big deal.
NCAA: o ok. hm, let me look. bbiaf.
UK: k.
UK: u bak yet?
UK: whered u go?>
NCAA: k i’m back.
UK: dude, u were gone like a month.
NCAA: yah, so?
UK: what were you doing?
NCAA: just… stuff.
UK: so i can has enes?
NCAA: lol
UK: lol
UK: seriosly what’s the deal
NCAA: k lets see. you agree he received that amount of $?
UK: yah but a big chunk of it went for skool.
NCAA: yeah but the rules say it’s too much. sry he can’t play.
UK: seriosuly? that sucks.
NCAA: yeah, that;s how it goes.
UK: kthx.
UK has left the chat.
UK has entered the chat.
UK: dude, wtf?!? newton?
NCAA: yah, he didnt no his dad was asking for $.
UK: well, we have new information bout enes. wanna hear?
NCAA: lol
NCAA is typing…